Topic: For Men Only

[Fancy_Flo]

This is a really neat idea and a lot cheaper than any doctor.  If you don't know whether your problem is physical or emotional, take the postage stamp test to find out.  Before you sleep, wrap a strip of gummed postage stamps around your penis.  (actually you could use those free book stamps you get in the mail.  They would work just as well.)  The self-stick kind may not work.  If you wake up in the morning with the strip intact, it means your penis did not become erect during the night (it normally enlarges during sleep)This implies a physical problem.  It the strip of stamps broke apart, however, your penis probably enlarged during your sleep, and your ED is more likely due to a nonorganic cause.  Sorry you had to hear this from a little old lady, but it was too good to keep!

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[notatroll]

 *eyess*

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[wvchat]

  *eyess* *eyess* *eyess* ~ Goodmorning Mom~   

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[Fancy_Flo]

This was for men only, you noseys! 

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[notatroll]

 

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[wvchat]

Well mom,  you know,  nota has a few men in her life.  I mean, nota likes man toys (refer to nascar thread)  You know,  nota's married and has little boys.    

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[Fancy_Flo]

Little boys don't get ED.  You two just want to be naughty!

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[wvchat]

 

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[Villian]

a postage stamp?

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[wvchat]

    or two.  Maybe three,  depending on the size of your package.   

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[Fancy_Flo]

Not A postage stamp, Villain, a strip of postage stamps.

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[notatroll]

Well mom,  you know,  nota has a few men in her life.  I mean, nota likes man toys (refer to nascar thread)  You know,  nota's married and has little boys.    

     Now Suzi maybe I should ask your . men husband about your life size toys! Jeff Gordon life size!!  Now that is sick us er desperate uh er maybe it is just TMI.

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[notatroll]

Not A postage stamp, Villain, a strip of postage stamps.

Fancy for those with other uh er size issues could they maybe use a postage stamp torn in half?

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[Fancy_Flo]

I decline to answer on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

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[upsanddowns]

This is a really neat idea and a lot cheaper than any doctor.  If you don't know whether your problem is physical or emotional, take the postage stamp test to find out.  Before you sleep, wrap a strip of gummed postage stamps around your penis.  (actually you could use those free book stamps you get in the mail.  They would work just as well.)  The self-stick kind may not work.  If you wake up in the morning with the strip intact, it means your penis did not become erect during the night (it normally enlarges during sleep)This implies a physical problem.  It the strip of stamps broke apart, however, your penis probably enlarged during your sleep, and your ED is more likely due to a nonorganic cause.  Sorry you had to hear this from a little old lady, but it was too good to keep!

Could it also mean an ugley wife?

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