Topic: $50 lesson

[Graybeard]

I recently asked my friends'  little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President  some day. Both of her
parents, liberal  Democrats, were standing there, so I asked  her, 'If
you were President what would be the  first thing you would do? '

She  replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the  homeless people.'

Her  parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy  goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to  wait
until you're President to do that. You  can come over to my house and
mow the lawn,  pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you  $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery  store where the homeless guy
hangs out, and  you can give him the $50 to use toward food and  a new
house. '

She thought that over  for a few seconds, then she looked  me  straight
in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't  the homeless guy come over and do
the work,  and you can just pay him the $50? '

I  said, 'Welcome to the Republican  Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking  to  me.

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[Duke Jupiter]

I recently asked my friends'  little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President  some day. Both of her
parents, liberal  Democrats, were standing there, so I asked  her, 'If
you were President what would be the  first thing you would do? '

She  replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the  homeless people.'

Her  parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy  goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to  wait
until you're President to do that. You  can come over to my house and
mow the lawn,  pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you  $50.
Then I'll take you over to the grocery  store where the homeless guy
hangs out, and  you can give him the $50 to use toward food and  a new
house. '

She thought that over  for a few seconds, then she looked  me  straight
in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't  the homeless guy come over and do
the work,  and you can just pay him the $50? '

I  said, 'Welcome to the Republican  Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking  to  me.

Good joke. Sounds like a joke a pub would tell or pass on.

Best regards,
Duke (come on out of the closet) Jupiter

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[Graybeard]

Good joke. Sounds like a joke a pub would tell or pass on.

Best regards,
Duke (come on out of the closet) Jupiter

Don't you start with that crap. I've already been through that with Cookie, and she really got on my last nerve by basically calling me a liar. I will restate it again, I'm a conservative but not a pub. I can't help it if the dem party has went off the deep end.

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[Duke Jupiter]

Good joke. Sounds like a joke a pub would tell or pass on.

Best regards,
Duke (come on out of the closet) Jupiter

Don't you start with that crap. I've already been through that with Cookie, and she really got on my last nerve by basically calling me a liar. I will restate it again, I'm a conservative but not a pub. I can't help it if the dem party has went off the deep end.

Come on Ole' Gray One you know I'm just pullin' your chain tryin' to have a little fun. I have seen your denial more than a few times.

Best regards,
Duke (likes to stir the pot) Jupiter
Ole' Duke can joke with the best of 'em just ask me

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[Graybeard]

Come on Ole' Gray One you know I'm just pullin' your chain tryin' to have a little fun. I have seen your denial more than a few times.

I know you aren't like that. 

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[Duke Jupiter]

Come on Ole' Gray One you know I'm just pullin' your chain tryin' to have a little fun. I have seen your denial more than a few times.

I know you aren't like that. 

Heck if I was a dem or a pub I sure in the heck would not admit it.

Best regards,
Duke (got issues of me own) Jupiter

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