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Offline libby

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The Secret
« on: August 07, 2009, 04:26:01 PM »

 
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week  and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

The doctor responded, "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"
 
"Thirty-Four," she replied!
 
 
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 05:46:17 PM »
Quote from: libby on August 07, 2009, 04:26:01 PM

 
A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week  and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

The doctor responded, "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"
 
"Thirty-Four," she replied!
 
 
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Heck Ole' Duke is kickin' the big 50 in the butt and folks say I don't look a day over 66.

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Re: The Secret
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2009, 09:12:01 PM »
LOL. Duke, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And not everybody likes a big butt. 
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Re: The Secret
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2009, 05:44:28 PM »
I believe I saw her on Mercer Street!

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Re: The Secret
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 11:03:21 AM »
Quote from: Graybeard on August 09, 2009, 05:44:28 PM
I believe I saw her on Mercer Street!


Noooooo0o, that was Raleigh Street in Bluefield. :roflmao:

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Re: The Secret
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 12:10:43 PM »
You little fellers need to stay off of the streets. You are goin' to get in trouble.

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